Careful not to bruise the fragile ego of her insecure boyfriend, Teresa Sanchez routinely fakes experiencing the runner’s high on their runs together.
With no clear consensus on how to achieve it — or if it really exists — the female runner’s high remains a mystery to the male gender who have an incredibly easy time reaching their own after very little effort.
Of course, Teresa always experiences the runner’s high by herself. She knows her body best, and has discovered just the right combination of form, speed, and effort required to receive maximum pleasure from running.
Feeling no pressure alone, Teresa can relax and really take her time exploring what works for her. It’s a shame her boyfriend Tommy is always in such a rush to finish their runs.
Ironically, sources confirm his very presence prevents her from reaching the climax of her run. His loud grunts and heavy breathing effectively ruin her experience. Poor Teresa doesn’t have the heart to tell Tommy he’s not as good a running partner as he thinks.
She almost raised the issue one time after a run, but Tommy had already fallen asleep on the couch shortly after reaching his runner’s high.
When reached for comment, Teresa said:
“It’s not him, it’s me. Actually, no. It’s not me, it’s him. But that’s totally fine. It’s not about the destination, it’s about the journey. And besides, running isn’t everything. We’re compatible in other ways, and our shared values are what truly matter…right?”
