Making running fun…by making fun of it
Kevin Mitchell’s spring marathon training sure is intense, but it’s not nearly as rigorous as his daily regimen of alienating everyone he knows.
Foolishly believing qualifying for the Boston Marathon will change his life, Kevin refuses to let anything get in the way of achieving his fever dream — even if it ends in a nightmare divorce from wife Brittany and losing custody of his two daughters, Amelia, 6, and June, 4.
In the latest foolproof Make America Healthy Again (MAHA) initiative, Vice President JD Vance has launched his “F*ck a Couch to 5K” program.
It’s been a few years since I last ran in New Balance’s softest and most cushioned pair. The shoe has always played second fiddle to its older, less chubby sibling, the Fresh Foam X 1080. And New Balance loves to play favorites: there’s a reason the “Run your way” company — not to be confused with Burger King’s “Have it your way”— says if they made only one shoe, it’d be the 1080. Ouch, that’s got to deflate the gigantic stack height of the More a little, right? Find out if the shoe deserves more of the spotlight.
Today, Tracksmith was proud to introduce an exclusive singlet, reserved for the “underachievers” who tried—and failed—to qualify for the 2026 Boston Marathon.
With no restroom, porta-potty, woods, or hole in the ground within a 3-mile vicinity, Gregory Bachman III is absolutely terrified he’s gonna shit his pants before making it home from running.
Discovering that running on dirt feels far more natural than asphalt, Kendall Parker has transitioned from a road runner to a trail runner — finally becoming who she was always meant to be.
