Blessed with the gender to run without fear, Derek Kinney runs carefree and uninhibited wherever and whenever he desires.
Ever the thrill-seeker, Derek spices up his routes with isolated stretches of road, back alleys, and darkened street corners.
Healed Injury Refuses to Quit Being Mitch’s Excuse Not to Run
What started as a somewhat legitimate injury for Mitch Hollins has quickly devolved into quite the illegitimate excuse not to run, possibly ever again.
Psychopath Runs In Total Silence, Waves Like It’s Normal
Choosing to run in complete silence without music, podcasts, or even an audiobook, Tyler Young has been officially classified as a psychopath by local authorities.
Researchers Determine Heel Pull Tabs Serve No Purpose
After a comprehensive half-decade investigation into all-things heel pull tabs, a task force of Ivy League researchers has determined the loops of fabric serve no actual purpose.
“It’s a Wonderful Run” Shows It’s a Miserable Life Without Running
It’s a Wonderful Run, a horror reimagining of the iconic 1946 Christmas classic, It’s a Wonderful Life, hits theaters Friday. The film centers around main character Jorge Bailey, who’s shown what his life would be without running — it’s grim.
CEO Admits New Running Shoe “Ass”: “We’ve Made it Worse”
In a full confession today, the CEO of a leading running brand shamelessly admitted critics are right: their new shoe is “ass.” The executive held a press conference to address …