With no restroom, porta-potty, woods, or hole in the ground within a 3-mile vicinity, Gregory Bachman III is absolutely terrified he’s gonna shit his pants before making it home from running.
Road Runner Transitions to Trail Runner—Not Everyone Is an Ally
Discovering that running on dirt feels far more natural than asphalt, Kendall Parker has transitioned from a road runner to a trail runner — finally becoming who she was always meant to be.
Diadora Nucleo 2 Review: Simply Diadorable!
I didn’t know what to expect with my first running shoe from Diadora — an Italian brand I only had a connection to from childhood AYSO soccer. I faintly recall rocking a pair of Diadora cleats at some point during my tumultuous soccer tenure marked by a debilitating fear of the ball. Can still hear my coach scream at me: “Be more aggressive!” But that was decades ago. Now, running is front and center, and there’s no round object to be afraid of.
Mattel Bows to Trump’s Demands With Homoerotic Runner Ken Doll
Today, Mattel introduced a “Runner Ken” doll to settle President Trump’s frivolous lawsuit over the “feminazi” Barbie film—more than two whole years after its release. The Ken doll comes in …
Luis Swears He’ll Run Tomorrow—Same Lie as Yesterday
After once again breaking his promise (to himself) to run today — as he has each day the past two weeks — Luis Ortiz swears he’s actually going running tomorrow. …
ASICS Sonicblast Review: A Sonic BOOM
ASICS introduced its Sonicblast and Megablast in tandem, as the latest additions to its BLAST SERIES, also known as “Bounce” shoes. ASICS says the shoes are for runners who want more spring in their step. Nice try, ASICS. That describes literally every runner, and no shoe is for everyone — despite what running stores will have you believe about the Brooks Ghost.
