Choosing a runner as the face of the campaign is a curious one — one that makes no sense, given runners notoriously have the worst taste in beer.
Ted Dreads Honeymoon Abroad — “Where the Hell Will I Run?”
Blame it on American exceptionalism, xenophobia, or not-so-closeted racism, but Ted hasn’t stepped foot outside the U.S. in 45 years on Earth. His definition of “abroad” consists of leaving his state.
Brooks Ghost Max 3 Review: Greater Than the Sum of its Parts
After reviewing a lackluster 2nd edition of the Ghost Max, my expectations for the third version were as low as the approval rating of the U.S. President (he who shall not be named). And then when I learned the 3rd version wasn’t getting any notable updates and was adding weight—again—my expectations sank even lower than the droopy, oversized tie of “he who shall not be named.” But find out why three was the lucky number this time, in this Brooks Ghost Max 3 review.
Guy Unsure When, Why, or How He Became a Runner
Experiencing a mid-run epiphany that he’s figuratively on a path to nowhere while literally—and simultaneously—running away from and toward nothing, Albert Lee has absolutely no idea why he’s currently running.
Mizuno Wave Rider 29 Review: “An Awesome Wave”
Let’s not bury the lede: the Wave Rider 29 has a plate! Before you cream your jeans, it’s not a real plate. The MIZUNO WAVE plate is made of PEBAX RNEW, a “plant-based high-performance TPU.” Told you it wasn’t the real deal. Don’t expect this plate to provide the same experience of carbon fiber or nylon plates. It doesn’t. And that’s not its purpose. The plate helps provide a more stable platform and extra cushioning. Yawn.
Creep “Flirts” with Crush Solely Using Strava
Despite sharing the same run club, Vincent “Big Cheese” Feredoni is pursuing his crush Emma entirely through Strava. Vincent firmly believes Strava holds the key to unlocking his involuntary, figurative chastity belt.
