Experiencing a mid-run epiphany that he’s figuratively on a path to nowhere while literally—and simultaneously—running away from and toward nothing, Albert Lee has absolutely no idea why he’s currently running.
Creep “Flirts” with Crush Solely Using Strava
Despite sharing the same run club, Vincent “Big Cheese” Feredoni is pursuing his crush Emma entirely through Strava. Vincent firmly believes Strava holds the key to unlocking his involuntary, figurative chastity belt.
Runner Does Same Route in Same Shoes—Refuses to Do Missionary
Craig Andreason always runs the same flat, uneventful 4-mile route in the same all-black Brooks Adrenaline GTS, yet refuses to have missionary sex with his wife Judith.
Reviews Are In: Kids Running Movie Can’t Go the Distance
Setting aside the total abomination of a script, astonishingly poor direction, and pitiful acting, there are several problems with the film’s subject matter. Firstly, running doesn’t translate well to the big screen. The average person struggles to name any film about running, let alone a single one worth watching.
Amid Batshit Prices, Runners Resort to Renting Shoes
A new report finds fewer U.S. runners than ever before can afford to own a pair of running shoes, effectively turning the American Runner’s Dream into a pipe dream. Whether it’s tariffs, imaginary supply chain issues, or corporate gluttony, purchasing a pair of running shoes has never been more impractical.
Goldendoodle “Winston” Burned Out from Marathon Training
After several weeks of near-daily running with weekly totals up to 70 miles, goldendoodle Winston is officially burned out from marathon training with his foolish owner.
Poor fella is following quite the strenuous training plan—one that no pup could possibly keep up with, no matter how good a boy.