Choosing to run in complete silence without music, podcasts, or even an audiobook, Tyler Young has been officially classified as a psychopath by local authorities.
Researchers Determine Heel Pull Tabs Serve No Purpose
After a comprehensive half-decade investigation into all-things heel pull tabs, a task force of Ivy League researchers has determined the loops of fabric serve no actual purpose.
“It’s a Wonderful Run” Shows It’s a Miserable Life Without Running
It’s a Wonderful Run, a horror reimagining of the iconic 1946 Christmas classic, It’s a Wonderful Life, hits theaters Friday. The film centers around main character Jorge Bailey, who’s shown what his life would be without running — it’s grim.
CEO Admits New Running Shoe “Ass”: “We’ve Made it Worse”
In a full confession today, the CEO of a leading running brand shamelessly admitted critics are right: their new shoe is “ass.” The executive held a press conference to address …
ESPN Cancels Ill-Advised “First Take” Running Spinoff Show
After suffering the lowest ratings in its 46-year history, ESPN has canceled the misguided First Take spinoff show, First Run, just two months after its debut. The weekday show not …
Diehard Vegan Unknowingly Commits Insect Genocide on Every Run
A steadfast vegan for over two decades, the CEO of the Association for the Protection of Insects (API), goes on an insectivorous rampage each time he runs.