Choosing a runner as the face of the campaign is a curious one — one that makes no sense, given runners notoriously have the worst taste in beer.
Ted Dreads Honeymoon Abroad — “Where the Hell Will I Run?”
Blame it on American exceptionalism, xenophobia, or not-so-closeted racism, but Ted hasn’t stepped foot outside the U.S. in 45 years on Earth. His definition of “abroad” consists of leaving his state.
Guy Unsure When, Why, or How He Became a Runner
Experiencing a mid-run epiphany that he’s figuratively on a path to nowhere while literally—and simultaneously—running away from and toward nothing, Albert Lee has absolutely no idea why he’s currently running.
Creep “Flirts” with Crush Solely Using Strava
Despite sharing the same run club, Vincent “Big Cheese” Feredoni is pursuing his crush Emma entirely through Strava. Vincent firmly believes Strava holds the key to unlocking his involuntary, figurative chastity belt.
Runner Does Same Route in Same Shoes—Refuses to Do Missionary
Craig Andreason always runs the same flat, uneventful 4-mile route in the same all-black Brooks Adrenaline GTS, yet refuses to have missionary sex with his wife Judith.
Reviews Are In: Kids Running Movie Can’t Go the Distance
Setting aside the total abomination of a script, astonishingly poor direction, and pitiful acting, there are several problems with the film’s subject matter. Firstly, running doesn’t translate well to the big screen. The average person struggles to name any film about running, let alone a single one worth watching.