It’s a Wonderful Run, a horror reimagining of the iconic 1946 Christmas classic, It’s a Wonderful Life, hits theaters Friday. The film centers around main character Jorge Bailey, who’s shown what his life would be without running — it’s grim.
CEO Admits New Running Shoe “Ass”: “We’ve Made it Worse”
In a full confession today, the CEO of a leading running brand shamelessly admitted critics are right: their new shoe is “ass.” The executive held a press conference to address …
ESPN Cancels Ill-Advised “First Take” Running Spinoff Show
After suffering the lowest ratings in its 46-year history, ESPN has canceled the misguided First Take spinoff show, First Run, just two months after its debut. The weekday show not …
Diehard Vegan Unknowingly Commits Insect Genocide on Every Run
A steadfast vegan for over two decades, the CEO of the Association for the Protection of Insects (API), goes on an insectivorous rampage each time he runs.
Archaeologists Unearth Prehistoric Running Shoe Circa 2019
Amid a vast, deserted landfill nowhere particularly significant, a team of archaeologists has discovered what they think to be an ancient running shoe circa 2019. The previously unidentified stationary object …
Kevin Refuses to Go Down on Wife During Marathon Training
Kevin Mitchell’s spring marathon training sure is intense, but it’s not nearly as rigorous as his daily regimen of alienating everyone he knows.
Foolishly believing qualifying for the Boston Marathon will change his life, Kevin refuses to let anything get in the way of achieving his fever dream — even if it ends in a nightmare divorce from wife Brittany and losing custody of his two daughters, Amelia, 6, and June, 4.