Craig Andreason always runs the same flat, uneventful 4-mile route in the same all-black Brooks Adrenaline GTS, yet refuses to have missionary sex with his wife Judith.
Reviews Are In: Kids Running Movie Can’t Go the Distance
Setting aside the total abomination of a script, astonishingly poor direction, and pitiful acting, there are several problems with the film’s subject matter. Firstly, running doesn’t translate well to the big screen. The average person struggles to name any film about running, let alone a single one worth watching.
Amid Batshit Prices, Runners Resort to Renting Shoes
A new report finds fewer U.S. runners than ever before can afford to own a pair of running shoes, effectively turning the American Runner’s Dream into a pipe dream. Whether it’s tariffs, imaginary supply chain issues, or corporate gluttony, purchasing a pair of running shoes has never been more impractical.
Goldendoodle “Winston” Burned Out from Marathon Training
After several weeks of near-daily running with weekly totals up to 70 miles, goldendoodle Winston is officially burned out from marathon training with his foolish owner.
Poor fella is following quite the strenuous training plan—one that no pup could possibly keep up with, no matter how good a boy.
FanDuel Lets You Bet on Amateur Runners—Even Your Daughter
FanDuel understands runners’ friends, family, and colleagues have no desire whatsoever to hear about race recaps, PRs, or energy gels. But by introducing betting to the sport, they’re given a financial stake in the outcome. With money on the line, they finally have a reason to care about the runners in their lives—as well as energy gel flavors at aid stations, which you can wager on.
ASICS: “Not Just Running Shoes—We Also Sell Pickleball Crap”
Beyond running, the Japanese company peddles products for sports including tennis, wrestling, volleyball, padel (whatever that is), soccer, golf, and, hell, even pickleball—which ASICS fully admits is not a real sport.