After decades of research finding the D.A.R.E. Program actually encourages kids to experiment with drugs, schools are scrapping the program for a radical new method: “the runner’s high.”
Brooks Hyperion Max 3 Review: Third Time’s the Charm
Don’t be misled by the headline — while the third version is undoubtedly the best yet, the first two editions of the Hyperion Max were not dogshit. They weren’t even dogpiss. Far from it. I raved about both the first and second models to anyone that would listen — or, rather, read my poor excuse for writing. But after just one run, it became clear this shoe is on another level than its two predecessors…
Report: Straight White Male Runner Not Center of Universe
Chad thinks everyone’s impressed by his sub-3-hour marathon. In reality, everyone is far more underwhelmed by his sub-3-inch penis.
Report: “The Yips” Afflicting Runners at Alarming Rate
A shocking new report from Al Jazeera finds a disturbing number of runners developing a nasty case of “the yips” — the sudden and unexplained loss of skills typical to an athlete’s ability. Mr. Jazeera estimates a total of three runners each year simply forget how to run, and no amount of trying to remember will help them regain the ability to place one foot in front of the other at a slightly accelerated pace.
Nike Vomero 18 Review: Va-Va-Voom-ero
One of Nike’s tried and true pairs, the chunky Vomero returns with a new dual density midsole and a significant increase in stack height. Do these big updates elevate this beast of a shoe to new heights? Or is the Vomero just another max cushion shoe indistinguishable from the countless others?
Boston Marathon Renames Heartbreak Hill to “One Big Beautiful Hill”
The name change is an effort to downplay the severity and evil nature of the hill by spinning it into something to look forward to instead of absolutely dreading. The rebrand coincides with several controversial changes to the marathon.