Making running fun…by making fun of it
Setting aside the total abomination of a script, astonishingly poor direction, and pitiful acting, there are several problems with the film’s subject matter. Firstly, running doesn’t translate well to the big screen. The average person struggles to name any film about running, let alone a single one worth watching.
A new report finds fewer U.S. runners than ever before can afford to own a pair of running shoes, effectively turning the American Runner’s Dream into a pipe dream. Whether it’s tariffs, imaginary supply chain issues, or corporate gluttony, purchasing a pair of running shoes has never been more impractical.
When you look up the word “smooth” in your online dictionary of choice, there’s a picture of the New Balance FuelCell Rebel. Just kidding. There are no pictures in online dictionaries, only printed versions as ancient as the fever-brained fogeys who still use them. But if there were pictures in online dictionaries, there would definitely be a photo of the Rebel; it just feels so…well…smooth to run in.
After several weeks of near-daily running with weekly totals up to 70 miles, goldendoodle Winston is officially burned out from marathon training with his foolish owner.
Poor fella is following quite the strenuous training plan—one that no pup could possibly keep up with, no matter how good a boy.
FanDuel understands runners’ friends, family, and colleagues have no desire whatsoever to hear about race recaps, PRs, or energy gels. But by introducing betting to the sport, they’re given a financial stake in the outcome. With money on the line, they finally have a reason to care about the runners in their lives—as well as energy gel flavors at aid stations, which you can wager on.
Perhaps the most prescribed shoe by lazy running store employees for beginner runners, the Brooks Ghost is omnipresent. If you didn’t think apparitions existed before, you sure as hell became a believer when you started seeing the Ghost on the feet of everyone and their mother…and their mother’s mother. Because, apparently, the only prerequisite for donning a pair of the Ghost is having feet